Funny Riddles
I can honk without using a horn. What am I?
What tastes better than it smells?
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?
Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?
Which bus could cross the ocean?
What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?
What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium?
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
What has four wheels and flies?
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
What sometimes freezes after it has been heated up?
My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face, careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind... If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, Donald Trump's is small and Madonna doesn't have one. What it is?
I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I lick will soon turn red.
Why can't you trust an atom?
You’ll often find me on tables, but I’m not a book. I can help you with writing, but I can’t help you with reading. What am I?
What element is a girl's future best friend?
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
What can run fast, but can’t walk?
A truck driver is going down a one-way street in the wrong direction. A police car drives past him but doesn’t stop him. Why?
What bird can lift the most?
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
I get blown up, but I’m not a bomb. I sometimes have a string attached, but I’m not a kite. I sometimes float, but I’m not a swimmer. I’m seen at birthday parties, but I’m not a candle. What am I?
Which is the most curious letter?
Which Disney character can count the highest?
How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday, but I was born in 1971. How is this possible?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?
What does every birthday end with?
Three little letters. A paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
Why do reindeer always fly over the mountain?
What’s the least-spoken language in the world?
Why did the spider buy a car?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A girl was ten on her last birthday and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
Who lower than a baritone, shinier than Liberace on stage, known at the finest hotels, yet is always frowning?
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Why is April the cleanest month?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
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Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.