Funny Riddles

Riddle: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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Answer: Lunch and dinner

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Riddle: What two words can open any door?

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Answer: Push and pull

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Riddle: What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

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Answer: A dog.

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Riddle: Who lower than a baritone, shinier than Liberace on stage, known at the finest hotels, yet is always frowning?

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Answer: A sea bass

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Riddle: Why can't you trust an atom?

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Answer: They make up everything.

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Riddle: Why did the man scream “I’m bankrupt!” when pushing his vehicle into a motel?

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Answer: He was playing Monopoly!

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Riddle: Why is grass so dangerous?

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Answer: Because it’s full of blades.

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Riddle: Which is the most curious letter?

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Answer: Y.

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Riddle: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

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Answer: A river.

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Riddle: What can run fast, but can’t walk?

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Answer: Water

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Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but never in your right hand?

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Answer: Your right hand

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Riddle: What did the bald man say when someone gave him a comb for Christmas?

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Answer: Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Riddle: What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?

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Answer: Bison

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Riddle: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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Answer: Aye matey

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Riddle: What did the wig say to the head?

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Answer: I've got you covered.

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Riddle: What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?

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Answer: Stuck

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Riddle: What fruit is of great use in history?

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Answer: A date.

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Riddle: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

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Answer: A deck of playing cards.

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Riddle: What is more amazing than a talking dog?

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Answer: A spelling bee

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Riddle: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

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Answer: Spelling

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Riddle: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

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Answer: A coat of paint

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Riddle: What kind of cup doesn't hold water?

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Answer: A cupcake.

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Riddle: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

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Answer: Mushroom

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Riddle: What kind of table has no legs?

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Answer: Periodic

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Riddle: What sometimes freezes after it has been heated up?

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Answer: Computer.

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Riddle: What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?

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Answer: Envelope

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Riddle: What’s the least-spoken language in the world?

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Answer: Sign language

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Riddle: Why can't a Christmas tree stand up?

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Answer: It doesn't have legs.

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Riddle: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

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Answer: They bonded well from the minute they met.

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Riddle: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

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Answer: To look for Pluto.

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Riddle: Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?

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Answer: Because they got to bottom of the hill.

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Riddle: Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?

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Answer: It used fowl language.

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Riddle: Why did the spider buy a car?

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Answer: To drive it around!

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Riddle: Who can jump higher than a house?

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Answer: Anyone. A house can't jump.

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Riddle: You’ll often find me on tables, but I’m not a book. I can help you with writing, but I can’t help you with reading. What am I?

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Answer: A keyboard

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Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

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Answer: They are all married.

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Riddle: What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?

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Answer: CsI

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Riddle: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?

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Answer: Because she’s the fairest of them all.

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Riddle: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

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Answer: Because if they travelled slowly, they'd be known as slow-i-canes.

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Riddle: Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?

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Answer: They just wash up on shore.

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Riddle: Why do reindeer always fly over the mountain?

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Answer: Because they can’t go under it.

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Riddle: Why is April the cleanest month?

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Answer: April showers.

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Riddle: Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?

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Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!

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Riddle: Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

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Answer: 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.

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Riddle: My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face, careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind... If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.

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Answer: Moon

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