They might be short and easy or difficult to the point of demanding deeper thinking and maybe even mathematical computations, but you can rest assured that these funny riddles are always entertaining and prone to make people laugh. Using wordplay and puns to prompt players to engage their mind, they strike back with unexpected answers, making the moment of revelation both surprising and humorous. Get ready to be caught off guard and laugh out loud with the twists and turns of the following funny riddles with answers!
Funny Riddles
What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: Your tongue.
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
Answer: Two. The two you took.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Answer: Because if they travelled slowly, they'd be known as slow-i-canes.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: They are all married.
Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
Answer: Because she’s the fairest of them all.
How many seconds are in a year?
Answer: Only 12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Answer: Mushroom
Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, Donald Trump's is small and Madonna doesn't have one. What it is?
Answer: Last name.
What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?
Answer: Envelope
Who can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Anyone. A house can't jump.
Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?
Answer: 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.
What kind of table has no legs?
Answer: Periodic
What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium?
Answer: HeHe
What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
Answer: Mount Rushmore.
Why did the man scream “I’m bankrupt!” when pushing his vehicle into a motel?
Answer: He was playing Monopoly!
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
Answer: A cupcake.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Answer: Wet
Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday, but I was born in 1971. How is this possible?
Answer: I was born in a hospital, in room 1971.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
Answer: Cat.
What did the wig say to the head?
Answer: I've got you covered.
What sometimes freezes after it has been heated up?
Answer: Computer.
It has no top or bottom, but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time.
Answer: Ring
What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck.
Why did the spider buy a car?
Answer: To drive it around!
I get blown up, but I’m not a bomb. I sometimes have a string attached, but I’m not a kite. I sometimes float, but I’m not a swimmer. I’m seen at birthday parties, but I’m not a candle. What am I?
Answer: A balloon
What role in baseball does a cat play?
Answer: The Cat-cher.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Aye matey
Which Disney character can count the highest?
Answer: Buzz Lightyear: to infinity and beyond.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom
What is wicked, homeless, white and goes up and down?
Answer: A ghost in an elevator.
Why can't you trust an atom?
Answer: They make up everything.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Answer: Red paint.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
Answer: To look for Pluto.
The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: A Coffin.
What do liars do after death?
Answer: They lie still.
I can honk without using a horn. What am I?
Answer: A goose.
Three little letters. A paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.
Answer: Pun
What fruit is of great use in history?
Answer: A date.
Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?
Answer: Because it's in the ground state.
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
Answer: They bonded well from the minute they met.
What element is a girl's future best friend?
Answer: Carbon
There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single-story house.
Why can't a Christmas tree stand up?
Answer: It doesn't have legs.
Why do reindeer always fly over the mountain?
Answer: Because they can’t go under it.
A girl was ten on her last birthday and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: Today is her 11th birthday.
What fruit never wants to be alone?
Answer: A pear.
My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face, careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind... If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.
Answer: Moon
I'm sometimes white and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love or tear it down. I can make a smile or bring a frown.
Answer: Lie
Create entertaining puzzling games to play with friends and family and surprise everyone with your good humor thanks to these funny riddles with answers! The common point to all of these enigmas is their unexpected answers that catch everyone off guard and create a joyful environment. Apart from that, these word puzzles are very wide-ranging. For example, here you will find riddles for kids, riddles for adults, short riddles, hard riddles, and many more. Everything and anything, except for boredom. Have fun scratching your head to solve them all!
Last Updated: Thursday, November 14, 2024
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