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Riddle: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Riddle: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, Donald Trump's is small and Madonna doesn't have one. What it is?

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Answer: Last name.

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Riddle: A dagger thrust at my own heart dictates the way I'm swayed. Left I stand, and right I yield, to the twisting of the blade.

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Answer: Lock

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Riddle: What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft?

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Answer: Pasta.

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Riddle: What fruit is of great use in history?

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Answer: A date.

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Riddle: A girl was at her mother's funeral, where she met an interesting man and fell for him right away. Before they could exchange numbers, he was nowhere to be seen. She didn't even know his name. Later the police arrested her for killing her older brother. Why did she kill him?

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Answer: She hoped the man would show-up for her brother's funeral too.

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