What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Riddle: Why did the man scream “I’m bankrupt!” when pushing his vehicle into a motel?

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Answer: He was playing Monopoly!

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Riddle: Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?

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Answer: Because they got to bottom of the hill.

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Riddle: Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

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Answer: Because it's in the ground state.

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Riddle: What fruit is of great use in history?

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Answer: A date.

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Riddle: A girl was ten on her last birthday and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?

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Answer: Today is her 11th birthday.

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Riddle: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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