Are you looking to spice things up in a fun and imaginative way? Look no further than these dirty mind riddles! They are suggestive, tricky, and sure to bring a knowing smile to whoever tries to solve them as they find their train of thought veering into naughty territory. That’s the beauty of dirty mind jokes. So, gather your devious friends and have fun testing the limits of your innocent thinking.
Dirty Mind Riddles
Riddle: What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
Answer: Her voice.
Rating: 100%
Answer: Elevator.
Rating: 100%
Riddle: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, Donald Trump's is small and Madonna doesn't have one. What it is?
Answer: Last name.
Rating: 100%
Riddle: I am always hard when dry but smooth and soft when wet. What am I?
Answer: Sponge.
Rating: 75%
Answer: An Arrow.
Rating: 100%
Riddle: I want to be inside you every day, and you can set me to vibrate for extra fun. What am I?
Answer: An electric toothbrush.
Rating: 100%
Riddle: I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
Answer: A crane.
Rating: 100%
Answer: A nose.
Rating: 67%
Riddle: I go in hard, come out soft, and you love to blow me. What am I?
Answer: Chewing gum.
Rating: 100%
Riddle: I stand up tall when things get hot, I fit cozily in an opening, prepared or not.
Answer: A flame.
Rating: 100%
Answer: Popcorn.
Rating: 67%
Riddle: What is super hard, comes in different sizes, and can go into tiny holes?
Answer: A key.
Rating: 100%
Answer: Clothes hanger.
Rating: 100%
Answer: A seatbelt.
Rating: 67%
Answer: Dentist.
Rating: 100%
Riddle: You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?
Answer: Spider
Rating: 100%
Join in on a competition against your own brain with these dirty mind riddles with answers. A word of warning: it won’t be easy to avoid the naughty traps they lay out. They are plagued with innuendos, suggestive wording, and seemingly innocent expressions that will nudge you down the wrong path in no time. The funny part, though, is that their solutions are so simple and benign that they will make you laugh out loud and question your own mind at the same time.
These dirty-minded jokes and riddles for adults are all safe for work… at least as long as your employer cannot see what’s going on inside your mind. Are you ready to let them tickle your funny bone (or maybe some other parts too)?
Last Updated: Tuesday, February 18, 2025
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