Weird Riddles

They are punny, funny, and sure to twist your mind into a labyrinth of pure absurdity. That’s the magic of weird riddles! Brace yourself for strange and (apparently) nonsensical enigmas that will sound so bizarre that learning their answers will feel like a punch in the gut for how easy they were. But don’t worry, it will be a laughing punch that is sure to surprise and amuse you, leaving you in a good mood to face the world with a silly smile on your face. Are you ready to tackle these weird riddles with answers?

27 Weird Riddles With Answers

Where do fish keep their money?

Answer: In the riverbank.

Who can jump higher than a house?

Answer: Anyone. A house can't jump.

Which bus could cross the ocean?

Answer: Columbus.

If fish lived on land, where would they live?

Answer: In Finland.

What kind of room has no windows or doors?

Answer: Mushroom

If there were no food left, what could people do?

Answer: Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could eat their traffic jams.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Answer: Because if they travelled slowly, they'd be known as slow-i-canes.

What has six legs but only walks with 4?

Answer: A horse and his rider!

A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

Answer: He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.

I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?

Answer: I am a picture, and I was put in a picture frame

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

Answer: Fsh

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Answer: Because they’re that good at it.

What's the center of gravity?

Answer: The letter V.

Why did the spider buy a car?

Answer: To drive it around!

What will emerge from combining a cat with a tree trunk?

Answer: A cat-a-log.

What band never plays music?

Answer: Rubber band

Why did the coffee taste like dirt?

Answer: Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Answer: Hoppy Birthday!

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?

Answer: Stuck

What did the January calendar girl say to the February calendar girl?

Answer: "I have more dates than you do."

What office supplies are great for creating tension?

Answer: Paper clips (they always hold things together)

How many seconds are in a year?

Answer: Only 12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.

What did the wig say to the head?

Answer: I've got you covered.

During what month do people sleep the least?

Answer: February, because it's the shortest.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Answer: Aye matey

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer: A carrot.

What do you call a dog who meditates?

Answer: Aware wolf

Prepare to be baffled by the seeming foolishness of these weird riddles with answers! These brain teasers put all their chips into making puns and creating an appearance so dumb that people cannot even begin to fathom what their answer might be. Some of them even sound so easy and obvious that it feels like a trap… and it usually is. The answer is often even simpler or more obvious than it looks, which is why these enigmas are so good! Join a competition to solve these funny riddles, challenge your friends and family, test the absurdity of their thought process, and get ready for lots of laughs and a few bombastic side-eyes!

Last Updated: Wednesday, January 8, 2025