They are punny, funny, and sure to twist your mind into a labyrinth of pure absurdity. That’s the magic of weird riddles! Brace yourself for strange and (apparently) nonsensical enigmas that will sound so bizarre that learning their answers will feel like a punch in the gut for how easy they were. But don’t worry, it will be a laughing punch that is sure to surprise and amuse you, leaving you in a good mood to face the world with a silly smile on your face. Are you ready to tackle these weird riddles with answers?
Weird Riddles
What band never plays music?
Answer: Rubber band
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot.
What has six legs but only walks with 4?
Answer: A horse and his rider!
What did the January calendar girl say to the February calendar girl?
Answer: "I have more dates than you do."
Which bus could cross the ocean?
Answer: Columbus.
Why did the spider buy a car?
Answer: To drive it around!
During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, because it's the shortest.
What will emerge from combining a cat with a tree trunk?
Answer: A cat-a-log.
What's the center of gravity?
Answer: The letter V.
What office supplies are great for creating tension?
Answer: Paper clips (they always hold things together)
If there were no food left, what could people do?
Answer: Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could eat their traffic jams.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Aye matey
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Answer: Because if they travelled slowly, they'd be known as slow-i-canes.
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
Answer: He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.
Who can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Anyone. A house can't jump.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Answer: Hoppy Birthday!
What did the wig say to the head?
Answer: I've got you covered.
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Answer: Mushroom
How many seconds are in a year?
Answer: Only 12 - January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.
Prepare to be baffled by the seeming foolishness of these weird riddles with answers! These brain teasers put all their chips into making puns and creating an appearance so dumb that people cannot even begin to fathom what their answer might be. Some of them even sound so easy and obvious that it feels like a trap… and it usually is. The answer is often even simpler or more obvious than it looks, which is why these enigmas are so good! Join a competition to solve these funny riddles, challenge your friends and family, test the absurdity of their thought process, and get ready for lots of laughs and a few bombastic side-eyes!
Last Updated: Wednesday, November 6, 2024
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